Sauce Like A Boss!
If you’re like me… Wait. Really? You can’t be! Okay, if you HAVE SIMILAR TASTES, then… you LOVE ketchup. You put it on everything. You put ketchup on your ketchup; in fact, you have a t-shirt that says that. So naturally, on those rare occasions (wink!) that you eat French fries, you naturally have a…Read More
The Coffee Donut!
Finally! Coffee AND donut in ONE HAND! Now your other hand shall be freed to use your cell phone, hairbrush, to gesture at other drivers, or perhaps even steer your vehicle in a somewhat safe fashion. How about that? If you have the ambition and necessary equipment to make donuts, then this recipe is for…Read More
The Wacky Chocolate Identifier!
You could be the proud owner of this Wacky Chocolate Identifier. (WCI, pronounced “wik-ee”) Let’s face it – whenever there’s a nice box of chocolates to share, you get a raw deal. Somebody always takes the most delectable truffles and leaves you the rock hard caramels. In years past, they had to sniff and snort…Read More
Super Duper Golf Pencil!
Let me start by saying, you are NOT a bad golfer. Nobody EVER talks behind your back about how your handicap is your caveman-like swing, or your Mr. Magoo putting accuracy. Additionally, you do NOT ever cheat. And of course, there is NEVER any money riding on your golf game, because you certainly do NOT wager. OK, now…Read More
The Gross Bacteria-Laden Necktie Sanitizer, a.k.a. The Sani-Tie-zer
Think about it. Neckties get sneezed on, straightened out in the restroom after… whatever… they get food spilled on them, drooled on, and what about your Doctor’s tie? Imagine the viral strains, bacterium, and molds making their home there! And yes, as much as we like to wash our hands and spritz alcohol based sanitizers…Read More
The Neeto Pak
I think we’ve ALL been here, am I right? You KNOW that the tastiest snack on earth is Cheesy-toes (not to be confused with highly protected and trademarked Cheetos), and you’d love to munch a big bag of ’em, right now. However, you are on the way to work. Or you are AT work. Or…Read More
The Decaf-Your-Hyper-Coworker Coffee Pot, aka the Decaffer Decanter
The boss comes in loaded for bear. He’s been turned out of his own house after drinking several cups of coffee and driving his wife and family crazy, and now he’s banished to your workplace. Where’s the first place he heads? Yup, the coffeepot! What he really needs is some Prozac, a whack to the…Read More