Let me start by saying, you are NOT a bad golfer. Nobody EVER talks behind your back about how your handicap is your caveman-like swing, or your Mr. Magoo putting accuracy. Additionally, you do NOT ever cheat. And of course, there is NEVER any money riding on your golf game, because you certainly do NOT wager.

OK, now that we have that out of the way, here is an indispensible addition to your golf equipment. The SUPER DUPER GOLF PENCIL. It may seem simple to you. It did to me. A golf pencil WITH an eraser. How hard is that? Don’t we all get tired of those eraser-less pencils? I guess we should just be happy they have lead. Why settle for that, though. You deserve better, and it might even prove to be useful. As an example, here’s how the Super Duper Golf Pencil worked for ME.

Of course, I don’t wager, cheat, or golf poorly, either.  Anyways, there we were out at the 9th hole, finishing up because “somebody” was tired and winded and needed a nap like a little baby. The score was tight. The winner of the last hole would win the bet, I mean, win the day. Time for the secret weapon.

Now I had the confidence needed to finish the 9th hole, do my scoring, and take that nap I needed. 

Ahh, it’s all going to work out just fine. After all, silly Brett (the opponent) just bogeyed the last hole.  Brent, whatever. Wimp. Ha ha! 

Now, I know it LOOKS like I just Triple-Bogeyed. (The sun was in my eyes, even though I had them closed.)  Well, even if it looks that way, my Super Duper Golf Pencil says No, that isn’t what really just happened. Anyways, I go ahead and score, using the awesome pencil I brought along… Do dee doo dee dooooo, la la la… 

Okay, don’t look at the money. I don’t know how that got there, or why. The point of this picture is to show you that I actually birdied that last hole. Whew, that last hole made all the difference, and I won the bet, I mean, won the match! Hooray for me! Hooray for the Super Duper Golf Eraser, I mean, PENCIL! 

Watch for this on the PGA tour, and at your finer pro shops. If you don’t see it, please ask them about it. See what they say. 

Thanks for stopping by, and I hope the next time you golf, you get the high score! You’ll have me to thank for it.

Gary Applegolfy

POSTED ON November 2, 2010 BY Gary Applegary

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