Stompety Stomp! Slappety slap! The man in the yellow hat’s hat was flat. That’s Furious George. And that is that.Read More
Desert Fun (For One)
Before I threw away yet another note I’d written years ago and made no sense to me now, I looked at the flip side of it and found a crudely drawn cartoon. It really has it all… cacti that seem to float in midair… lack of perspective, and best of all, notes that explain the joke.…Read More
Awful Sorry, Mr. Wilson!
Today I listened to “That’s Why God Made The Radio,” and for the most part, that’s exactly right. This album is full of lush, beautiful harmonies and the reminder that the Beach Boys have refused to grow up. I mean that in the best way possible. The album ended with an incredible suite that was as…Read More
Regarding Being An Optician
I remember this doodle as if it were 14 years and 16 days ago… I faxed it to my wife-to-be (now my wife-who-is) from work during my break from the madness that is being an optician. The fellow in the middle of the complainers was a rough cariciature of myself, (I did and do actually have…Read More
Really Short Short! In fact, just a 3 word post! Wow! Plus a footnote. And one picture. But that’s it! Hey, I didn’t say the TITLE was short. The post is, though. Really. Read it.
NOW you know. *(Photograph by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Afiler afiler (from [http://www.afiler.com/page.php?filename=/pchsproducts/P6053389.jpg]) taken at http://www.pvillage.org Pennington County Historical Society.)Read More
Who Deserves A Break Today?
Riceboro, Georgia, United States — Today I looked at the crow and he looked back. He said to me, “Son, I don’t want your Big Mac.” “The Lord’s taking care of me; yes indeed!” “Now go on, son, help your brother in need.” I should have said it right away. “What are…Read More
50 Brite Ideas and Little Life Lessons
It’s time, I think. By now, I really ought to have some measure of collected wisdom to share with the world. I also figure I’d better document it before I forget it all. You probably will read some of these and say, “MY Dad said that!” Or possibly, “Methuselah’s Dad said that!” Anyways, I can’t say I…Read More
The Undies Song, feat. F.O.T.L.
What’s all this about making tighty whiteys look good? Ok, well, here you are despite the warning! I hope you had your lunch already; don’t want to spoil anybody’s appetite. Just kidding! I have to say, and I think you will agree, that I DO make these undies look great! Aww, now don’t they look…Read More
Sorry, You Are Not a Winner…
Now, I’m not saying you’re a loser. You’re not! It’s just that, well, you’re not a winner… not this time, at least. So, that’s what I had to tell the folks who tried to get the closest to the correct Super Bowl score a while back. Wouldn’t it be nice if everyone could break the…Read More