Posts by Gary Applegary
Thank you!
Thank you readers… for reading! Thank you commentators… for commenting! Thank you Askimet… for filtering out the spam, and realizing that “Ass Booty” is not really reading my blogs. Thank you everyone… for just being yourselves! (Except for YOU, Ass Booty.)
Read MoreThe Bout That Never Was: Arby’s Oven Mitt VS. Hamburger Helper’s Helping Hand
Let me begin by saying that I am not the first person to address the concept of these two famous food mascots battling it out. Back in September of 2003, unbeknownst to me, it was briefly entertained at the Wonderful World Of Longmire. You can find those comments here: http://www.worldoflongmire.com/dailycomment/september_03.html I am also not the ONLY…
Read MoreCram Spam!
First of all, I like to thank anyone who takes the time to read my blogs. That’s cool. BUT, if you’re only sending SPAM to me just to SPAM yet another person, that’s not so cool at all. I don’t like SPAM. If I want a ham sandwich, I buy the ham. I try to…
Read MoreT.I.E.
Stress, stress, stress. You know what stresses me? People saying, “no stress,” or “don’t let it get to you!” This little fellow has an easy to remember message for you. Just looking at him and his little gappy smile will make you want to just: Take It Easy! Don’t get so knotted up. Unwind. Let…
Read MoreF.O.O.T.
Do you ever have something you just can’t get out of your mind? You find yourself mulling it over, and it isn’t good. It’s annoying you, it’s depressing you; maybe you’re on the verge of Hulking out! What might you do to cool off and get it out of your head? Focus On Other Things! Here’s…
Read MoreH.A.N.D.
Are you having a bad day? Well, stop it! Instead, why not… Have A Nice Day! Let me give you a hand with that… Didn’t that help? I hope so! Hang loose! G. Applegary
Read MoreAbout Visual Mantras
I hope you like acronyms and silly pictures… and serenity. The concept here is to associate a word and a picture with a phrase that will assist your self-improvement. Stop laughing — I’m serious here! Not that you need a lot of improvement, but doesn’t every little bit help? Keep checking this area and watching…
Read MoreThe ‘Never Ever Do This To Coffee’ Ditty
I’m sure you are all aware that some disgruntled idiots will stoop to defiling the community coffee pot in an ill-advised attempt to get even with their coworkers for perceived ill treatment. (I apologize to any parents who might have to explain this to their kids. Let them know that this must NEVER be done.) I want you…
Read MoreCOMING SOON! Fri Dec 3 Previews..
What did you do this week? Anything fun? Must be nice! Enough about my week. Next week, I hope to add at least a couple things for your enjoyment: VISUAL MANTRAS: These will be pictures that have a specific acronym associated with them, to bring a helpful concept to mind. Hopefully just looking at the picture…
Read MoreInstructions for Becoming a Competent and Dare I Say Courteous Interstate or Freeway Driver
Short and sweet, but oh so helpful. Try to remember this, sing it if you have to… to yourself! People in the left lane should all be going fast. People in the left lane should not be getting passed By all the people in the right lane, who should be going slow- -er than the people…
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