Having backup when you need to make a visit to a business mogul is key. That additional support can really help ease your nerves and anxiety. Or perhaps, as in this case, not.
MONKEY BUSINESS CALL
Mr. Bizley: “Hello, Mr. Bigshot, pleased to meet you! My name is Mr. Bizley, and this is my associate…”
Monkey: “I Mister Bizley too!”
Mr. Bizley: “Heh, heh.. Okay! Anyway, Mr. Bogshi… I mean, Mr. BIGshot, my associate and I..”
Monkey: “Ooh! Ooh! Scratch armpit!”
Mr. Bizley: “We scratch armpit… NO! No, we don’t, sorry! What my, er, friend here means to say is that we..”
Monkey: “Ooh! Ooh! Bite naughty man!”
Mr. Bizley: “NO! We do NOT!” (BITING SOUND) “..I guess we do.” (Sighs.)
Mr. Bigshot: “OUCH! Now see here, Bizley, you are going to have to leave right NOW! And take your monkey..”
Monkey: “I NO MONKEY! I NO MONKEY!”
Amazing way to close the sale! Feel free to implement this approach the next time you need to to make a business call!