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Having backup when you need to make a visit to a business mogul is key. That additional support can really help ease your nerves and anxiety. Or perhaps, as in this case, not.

MONKEY BUSINESS CALL  

Mr. Bizley: “Hello, Mr. Bigshot, pleased to meet you! My name is Mr. Bizley, and this is my associate…”

Monkey: “I Mister Bizley too!”

Mr. Bizley: “Heh, heh.. Okay! Anyway, Mr. Bogshi… I mean, Mr. BIGshot, my associate and I..”

Monkey: “Ooh! Ooh! Scratch armpit!”

Mr. Bizley: “We scratch armpit… NO! No, we don’t, sorry! What my, er, friend here means to say is that we..”

Monkey: “Ooh! Ooh! Bite naughty man!”

Mr. Bizley: “NO! We do NOT!” (BITING SOUND) “..I guess we do.” (Sighs.)

Mr. Bigshot: “OUCH! Now see here, Bizley, you are going to have to leave right NOW! And take your monkey..”

Monkey: “I NO MONKEY! I NO MONKEY!”

FLINGYOFCOURSEYOUKNEWIT!

The End.

Amazing way to close the sale! Feel free to implement this approach the next time you need to to make a business call!

G. Applegary

POSTED ON January 17, 2011 BY Gary Applegary

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