Absolutely free of charge to all Applegary fans: A wacky mystery item that you can use over and over again, with hilarious results. Inspired by Wacky Packages, invented by Applegary. That’s all we can tell you.
Well, OK… here is another hint.
This is not what you will receive, but it will be every bit as Wacky as this Wacky Package creation.
QUESTION: How do I get one?
Simply send the mailing address you would like your wacky free gift to go to to email@example.com . You will NOT be put on any mailing lists, and your address will not be shared with anyone else. We just are so excited about this bit of wackiness that we will share it with all interested parties.
Send your address today to guarantee delivery before mid-February, when many of you will make use of it!
Thank you fans, and please, if you haven’t already, sign up and “like” Gary Applegary Author for more updates and offers. Tell your friends too! Thank you again!
P.S. You can learn more about Wacky Packages here: http://www.wackypackages.org/ (Wacky Packages is not affiliated with applegary.com… yet.)
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