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Sorry, You Are Not a Winner…

By Gary Applegary | October 15, 2010 |

Now, I’m not saying you’re a loser. You’re not! It’s just that, well, you’re not a winner… not this time, at least.

So, that’s what I had to tell the folks who tried to get the closest to the correct Super Bowl score a while back. Wouldn’t it be nice if everyone could break the bad news to you as gently? At least I think this came off sounding somewhat nice. Of course, I didn’t receive this letter myself. I did have to send it to my Grandma, however. See what you think, and let me know…

The You Are Not a Winner Form Letter

I sort of enjoy that it doesn’t let the recipient of the letter know exactly what they didn’t win. Because that would be rubbing it in.

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To Tank, or Not to Tank? A simple fashion guide.

By Gary Applegary | September 10, 2023 |

Sun’s out, guns out! Should I wear a tank top? Answer one question and we’ll give you your answer: Are you Wolverine? You’re welcome!

MIGHTY BITEY

By Gary Applegary | October 11, 2021 |

The town population of warm Treasure Shore Is small, but it used to be quite a bit more.   Then a huge angry shark terrorizing the beach Started snatching and snapping up all within reach.   All sizes, shapes and colors of people he ate, A person-eating shark does not discriminate. The first victim had…

The Wrapperer Snapperer

By Gary Applegary | September 6, 2021 |

Winifred Wallaby Weng was a mostly good little kid. Always listened to Mumma; well, most of the time she did. She studied for tests, cleaned her room, obeyed the babysitterer, But the little girl with the adorable smile was a careless, frequent, litterer. “Pick up after yourself, Winnie!” was Mumma’s constant reminder. But everywhere that…

Slowpoke Cowpoke

By Gary Applegary | September 26, 2014 |

SLOWPOKE COWPOKE Deep in the heart of Dallas Fort Worth Lived the fastest cowpoke in all of the Earth. Zebedee Zoom was snappy and stealthy. It kept him sharp, and it kept him healthy. Whenever a job had to be done, Everyone knew that old Zeb was the one. Yes, Zoom was the man—he was…

Hey, Me!

By Gary Applegary | September 20, 2014 |