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News for Friday Octopus 29th

By Gary Applegary | October 29, 2010 |

Yes, I meant to say OCTOPUS. Hmm, now that I think of it, shouldn’t October be the 8th month? Ah, yes, those Little Caesar guys (Augustus and Julius, the famous brothers who made fairly decent pizza if you feel like that sort of a pizza) messed it all up.

Anyways, for next week: Yes, a NEW INVENTION that I keep promising. Also, I’m working on a LINKS page. AND a brand new funny poem/song! Stay tuned, see you next time! 

G. Applegary

P.S. It’s about time to break out the hot spiced cider, don’t you think?

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