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Cram Spam!

By Gary Applegary | December 29, 2010 |

First of all, I like to thank anyone who takes the time to read my blogs. That’s cool. BUT, if you’re only sending SPAM to me just to SPAM yet another person, that’s not so cool at all. I don’t like SPAM. If I want a ham sandwich, I buy the ham. I try to avoid canned meats, but thank you. 

Additionally, I am NOT interested in:

  • Purchasing stock or prescription medications
  • Free sex
  • RN or CNA training.

I hate to think you’re exhausting your supply of Spam by sending it here, where it will only go to waste. I hope this saves you time, money, and of course, your precious Spam.

Thank you so much!

G. Applegary

P.S. I would also like to thank those geniuses (geniii?) of parody back in the day, Wacky Packages, for the wonderful transformation of Spam as Cram; that’s truly priceless!

Check out a gallery of many more Wacky Packages here: http://www.wackypackages.org/bestof/cram.html

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