I’m not quite sure if the moral to this whole story is that a) eating applesauce is good for you, or b) making fun of someone eating applesauce is NOT good for you. At any rate, a couple of letters straightened out the whole deal:
I know, I know… Nobody likes a tattletale! But really, this was more a case of letting the experts handle their expertise. After all, health was at stake! Who’s with me? Okay! Anyways, the nice folks at Musselman’s more or less set the matter straight:
Hey, I just realized that they left it up to ME to set Matthew straight! Well, I’m certainly no Musselman myself, but I guess it’s about time I shared the information with my buddy. Of course, by now, adding more PRUNES to our diets might be a better idea. Yet and still, apples ARE good for you! Hooray! To learn more about apples and having a more fruitful life, read on. And share with YOUR buddies; even if they make fun of you and the way you eat your applesauce with a fork.
Mmmm, applesauce. Hey, chew with your mouth closed! And why are you even chewing? It’s applesauce!
G. Applegary
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