Lizards

By Gary Applegary | July 7, 2011 |

I could use the word “gizzard,” ’cause then it would rhyme,

But there aren’t any gizzards in these lizards of mine.

If they had the chicken’s internal design,

Then lizards with gizzards would work out just fine.

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