Hey, Me!

By Gary Applegary | September 20, 2014 |

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The Wrapperer Snapperer

By Gary Applegary | September 6, 2021 |

Winifred Wallaby Weng was a mostly good little kid. Always listened to Mumma; well, most of the time she did. She studied for tests, cleaned her room, obeyed the babysitterer, But the little girl with the adorable smile was a careless, frequent, litterer. “Pick up after yourself, Winnie!” was Mumma’s constant reminder. But everywhere that…

Slowpoke Cowpoke

By Gary Applegary | September 26, 2014 |

SLOWPOKE COWPOKE Deep in the heart of Dallas Fort Worth Lived the fastest cowpoke in all of the Earth. Zebedee Zoom was snappy and stealthy. It kept him sharp, and it kept him healthy. Whenever a job had to be done, Everyone knew that old Zeb was the one. Yes, Zoom was the man—he was…

Hey, Me!

By Gary Applegary | September 20, 2014 |

Sauce Like A Boss!

By Gary Applegary | September 13, 2014 |

If you’re like me… Wait. Really? You can’t be! Okay, if you HAVE SIMILAR TASTES, then… you LOVE ketchup. You put it on everything. You put ketchup on your ketchup; in fact, you have a t-shirt that says that. So naturally, on those rare occasions (wink!) that you eat French fries, you naturally have a…

When You Are Funny…

By Gary Applegary | August 15, 2014 |

WHEN YOU ARE FUNNY… When you are funny You can’t hide it, it shows! Your funny’s just as obvious As the face on your nose.   You’re zany! You’re witty! You’re sappy! You’re silly! Always amusing! Always? Yes, really!   Keeping everyone in stitches, Rolling in the aisles. You’re dishing out punchlines, And chuckles, and…