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Aqua Velva… Not just for shaving!

By Gary Applegary | November 21, 2011 |

Here at applegary.com, we ask the questions that people want to know. Recently, we contacted the manufacturer of Aqua Velva to get the answer to a burning question. P.S. Aqua Velva does not burn… for long.

I got a very prompt and efficient answer…

…AND I got a coupon!

You better believe if I walk past, you are going to get a big whiff of Aqua Velva! But have I shaved, or not? You’ll just have to wonder! See you next time, when we find out if you can use preshave as aftershave!

G. Applegary

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To Tank, or Not to Tank? A simple fashion guide.

By Gary Applegary | September 10, 2023 |

Sun’s out, guns out! Should I wear a tank top? Answer one question and we’ll give you your answer: Are you Wolverine? You’re welcome!

MIGHTY BITEY

By Gary Applegary | October 11, 2021 |

The town population of warm Treasure Shore Is small, but it used to be quite a bit more.   Then a huge angry shark terrorizing the beach Started snatching and snapping up all within reach.   All sizes, shapes and colors of people he ate, A person-eating shark does not discriminate. The first victim had…

The Wrapperer Snapperer

By Gary Applegary | September 6, 2021 |

Winifred Wallaby Weng was a mostly good little kid. Always listened to Mumma; well, most of the time she did. She studied for tests, cleaned her room, obeyed the babysitterer, But the little girl with the adorable smile was a careless, frequent, litterer. “Pick up after yourself, Winnie!” was Mumma’s constant reminder. But everywhere that…

Slowpoke Cowpoke

By Gary Applegary | September 26, 2014 |

SLOWPOKE COWPOKE Deep in the heart of Dallas Fort Worth Lived the fastest cowpoke in all of the Earth. Zebedee Zoom was snappy and stealthy. It kept him sharp, and it kept him healthy. Whenever a job had to be done, Everyone knew that old Zeb was the one. Yes, Zoom was the man—he was…

Hey, Me!

By Gary Applegary | September 20, 2014 |