Short Shorts

Okay, so basically we got here lil’ nuggets of “poetry,” if you’re willing to use the term loosely. Most of them don’t have titles, because the title would be nearly as long as the poem. Hope they make you chuckle a bit! Please make sure you return here often; I’ll be posting more as I…

Warning: This IS pretty graphic. I’m not sure how novel, though. A.B.S.: The Graphic Novel      THE END! Okay, so that wasn’t much of a novel.. but you have to admit, it didn’t drag on and on, now did it?

Well I do! How do you like them cardinals… Or, this cardinal. A miscellaneous sketch. VERY miscellaneous. (Hey, my Grandma liked it.) 

Shrug What comes to your mind when you hear the word “shrug?” No doubt a picture of apathy, an “I could (or couldn’t) care less” attitude – You know, the reaction you get when try to explain to the underpaid counter clerk that “No Mayo” doesn’t mean Extra Mayo, but no tomato, lettuce, or bacon.…

Well, what about a DUCKIWI? What’s that, you say? Here it is! Well, maybe my rendition of the duckiwi isn’t so pretty, but maybe we can all try to be a little more like this creature. How, you say? Well, like the kiwi, it is UNFLAPPABLE, and of course, being part duck, everything just rolls…

Yeah, I know; EVERYBODY has done these. Still, I hope that 1) You think my take on The Family Surplus is funny, and 2) I don’t get any nasty letters from Bil Keane. I’d like to think he’ll laugh if and when he sees this.