This took place, as you will read, in a bar, between a bartender, and his patron, the businessman. Is there a monkey anywhere to be found? Find out for yourself!
MONKEY-TINI
BARTENDER: So, what will it be?
BUSINESSMAN: I’d like a martini, with an olive.
BARTENDER: One martini, with a banana, coming right up!
BUSINESSMAN: Uh, okay, maybe not. How about a lime daiquiri?
BARTENDER: One banana daiquiri – gotcha.
BUSINESSMAN: WHAT?! Hey, just gimme a beer, willya!
BARTENDER: No prob! One beer! Banana beer! Mmmmm… banana…
BUSINESSMAN: Oh, piffles, man! What are you, a monkey?
BARTENDER: I no monkey! I no monkey! Ree! Ree! Ree!
Flingybeer!
Flingybar!
THE END
POSTED ON October 10, 2010 BY Gary Applegary
