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This took place, as you will read, in a bar, between a bartender, and his patron, the businessman. Is there a monkey anywhere to be found? Find out for yourself!

MONKEY-TINI

BARTENDER: So, what will it be?

BUSINESSMAN: I’d like a martini, with an olive.

BARTENDER: One martini, with a banana, coming right up!

BUSINESSMAN: Uh, okay, maybe not. How about a lime daiquiri?

BARTENDER: One banana daiquiri – gotcha.

BUSINESSMAN: WHAT?! Hey, just gimme a beer, willya!

BARTENDER: No prob! One beer! Banana beer! Mmmmm… banana…

BUSINESSMAN: Oh, piffles, man! What are you, a monkey?

BARTENDER: I no monkey! I no monkey! Ree! Ree! Ree!

Flingybeer!

Flingybar!

THE END 

POSTED ON October 10, 2010 BY Gary Applegary

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